Grandma, No! Review
Grandma, No!
Release: May 23, 2025
Publisher: Super Rare Originals
Developer: WALLRIDE
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Publisher: Super Rare Originals
Developer: WALLRIDE
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When you first boot up Grandma, No!, you know you’re in for something unusual. This isn’t your typical cozy life-sim or puzzle game. Instead, it’s a chaotic, physics-driven comedy where you step into the sensible shoes of a grandmother who just wants to keep her house in order while babysitting her grandchild. Of course, nothing goes according to plan. What starts as a simple day of chores quickly spirals into a slapstick disaster filled with flying objects, bizarre mini-games, and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
The game is structured around three main areas: the kitchen, the living room, and the backyard, with a small foyer acting as a hub where you can change outfits and check collectibles. Each room comes with its own to-do list of chores, but these aren’t just ordinary tasks. Sure, you’ll vacuum dust and put away groceries, but you’ll also find yourself dealing with surreal scenarios that escalate in the most unpredictable ways. One moment you’re making a sandwich, the next you’re summoning something strange from the depths of the fridge. It’s this constant sense of “what’s going to happen next?” that gives Grandma, No! its charm.
To break up the 3D chaos, the developers included a series of 2D mini-games that pop up throughout the experience. These are short, quirky diversions that feel like little games within the game, and they do a great job of keeping things fresh. They also lean into the absurd humor that defines the entire experience. However, the physics system is intentionally clumsy, and while that’s part of the joke, it can also be a source of frustration. Grandma moves like a ragdoll on roller skates, and objects have a mind of their own. Combine that with some directional targeting issues, and you’ll often find yourself missing your mark or accidentally hurling a plate across the room when you meant to set it down gently.
Visually, the game embraces a bright, cartoonish style that feels like a throwback to Nickelodeon-era animation.
Everything is exaggerated, from Grandma’s wobbly movements to the way objects bounce around the room. The 2D mini-games have their own hand-drawn aesthetic, which fits surprisingly well with the overall tone. The sound design is equally playful, with a soundtrack that mixes 1950s sitcom vibes with quirky, upbeat tunes. Voice acting is solid, but the real stars are the sound effects—every crash, splat, and yes, even the occasional fart (there’s a dedicated button for that) lands with perfect comedic timing.
Performance-wise, the game runs fairly smoothly, but it’s not without its quirks. Some players have reported falling through floors during mini-games, and the targeting issues I mentioned earlier can make certain tasks feel more like a battle than a joke. Controller support is available and recommended, though even then, precision isn’t exactly the game’s strong suit.
The biggest drawback, however, is the length. Grandma, No! is short—really short. You can finish the entire game in about two to three hours, even if you’re going for 100% completion. Each room takes roughly 30 to 60 minutes to clear, and while the humor and chaos are entertaining, the novelty wears off quickly. There’s not much incentive to replay beyond unlocking a few extra outfits, and once you’ve seen the jokes, they don’t hit quite as hard the second time around.
Then there’s the price. At \$14.99, it feels steep for what is essentially a short, gimmicky experience. Don’t get me wrong—the game is fun, and it’s perfect for a lazy afternoon or a streaming session with friends. But if you’re looking for something with depth or replayability, this isn’t it. If you can grab it on sale for five to eight dollars, it’s an easy recommendation. At full price, though, it’s harder to justify.
So, where does that leave us? Grandma, No! is a delightful little slice of absurdity that will make you laugh out loud—at least for a couple of hours. It’s a game that doesn’t take itself seriously, and that’s its greatest strength. But its brevity and technical hiccups keep it from being more than a fleeting distraction. If you love physics-based chaos and quirky humor, you’ll have a blast. Just don’t expect it to last long.
Final Verdict: Grandma, No! is fun, funny, and full of personality, but it’s also short and a bit rough around the edges. Grab it on sale, enjoy the chaos, and then move on.
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Article By Kevin Austin
