Black Desert Online Reels In Pirate-Themed Mediah Part Two Update

At Games Reviews we generally do not just copy paste a press release for public consumption, but we are making an exception. Today, Daum Games – the company behind Black Desert Online – released a piratey update for their online title and sent out what might be the BEST press release ever written. How much time this took is beyond me, but read on for a good laugh and some important details on the latest update.

Amsterdam, The Netherlands – May 4, 2016/ Daum Games t’day announced that th’ secon’ part o’ th’ Mediah expansion be live in Black Desert Online, th’ most mARRRvelous MMO ever t’grace th’ worldwide web. Bring yer mateys ‘n set sail t’ward new lands ‘n adventures, but beware o’ privateers ‘n those tryin’ to steer ye off course.
New lands t’plunder:

• Kuit Islands (Pirate Islands) – Adventurers brave enough t’challenge th’ wicked Pirates of Kuit Islands be returnin’ with fine booty if they be skilled enough not t’walk th’ plank
• Tungrad Forest – Only th’ mightiest scallywags should enter Tungrad Forest, or rival landlubbers be eatin’ ye faster than a bad case o’ scurvy
• Hasrah Dungeon – A dark ‘n mysterious cavern filled with th’ broken remains o’ ancient golems that be sendin’ chills down yer spine soon as ye look at it

Startin’ t’day, ye be able t’loot precious rum from lifeless scallywags ‘n turn it in for exclusive treasure like decorations for yer dwellin’ or dashin’ gARRRments in th’ quest Yo Hoho & A Bottle of Rum.
‘N addition, daily quests be added to celebrate Mother’s day. The rewARRRd: mouth-waterin’ grub conferring mighty buffs to sea dogs who be showin’ some love t’th’ good hearty who raised them.
Daum Games also be announcin’ a new fanARRRt competition. All scallywags who submit pirate-themed Black Desert Online ARRRtwork will receive a seven-day pirate costume, while th’ ten most shipshape scrawlins will earn shiny Pearls. Journey t’th’ forums for more information.

Patch notes for th’ Mediah Part Two update can be found here in layman’s terms for ye landlubbers.